A canner, exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny:
"A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"
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- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:20 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:20 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
A traveler once to his sorrow
Requested a ticket to Morrow.
Said the railman, "It's plain
That there isn't a train
To Morrow today, but tomorrow."
Requested a ticket to Morrow.
Said the railman, "It's plain
That there isn't a train
To Morrow today, but tomorrow."
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:18 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
There was a young fellow named Hall
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring,
But he didn't - he died in the fall.
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring,
But he didn't - he died in the fall.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:17 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
There was a young fellow named Fisher
Who was fishing for fish in a fissure,
When a cod, with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in ...
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Who was fishing for fish in a fissure,
When a cod, with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in ...
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:17 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
There once was a person from Lyme
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, "Why a third?"
He replied, "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime!"
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, "Why a third?"
He replied, "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime!"
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:11 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
Here is one that I just can't post. So download the .zip and read it if you want.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:06 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
Relativity, the theorists’ creed,
proves all mass increases with speed.
My ass grows when I sit it.
Albert Einstein, get with it;
equate its deflation, I plead!
proves all mass increases with speed.
My ass grows when I sit it.
Albert Einstein, get with it;
equate its deflation, I plead!
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:02 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but she was really a man
so she missed the damn can
and her john fled the joint, crying, "F^%$ it!"
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but she was really a man
so she missed the damn can
and her john fled the joint, crying, "F^%$ it!"
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:57 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Re: Favorite Limericks
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:53 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Favorite Limericks
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2519
Favorite Limericks
I once knew a man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
Whose limericks stopped at line two
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:51 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: a BIG THANKS to project magma
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1208
Re: a BIG THANKS to project magma
Don't you fall into the trap, the organized events are full of crap.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:47 pm
- Forum: General Discussion
- Topic: Myth is dead ?? poll voting
- Replies: 26
- Views: 10417
Re: Myth is dead ?? poll voting
That looks like a picture depicting something in America, not Britain , and that trollish kid on the left has a look like he is enjoying some sort of porn alternative.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:53 pm
- Forum: Map Making Support
- Topic: Slow playback for some players
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2279
Re: Slow playback for some players
I have finals week coming up, so I probably won't be quick to respond. But thanks to anyone who replies.
- Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:50 pm
- Forum: Map Making Support
- Topic: Slow playback for some players
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2279
Slow playback for some players
In the ARM plug I made, (Alric Returns Modification), for some players the sound tags I added have a slow playback, so it sounds like someone has a record and is playing it at too low an RPM. It doesn't do this for me interestingly, but I gained access to another comp and it did do it on that comp w...
- Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:33 pm
- Forum: Tain General Discussion
- Topic: Alric Returns Modification Awaiting Approval
- Replies: 5
- Views: 3424
Re: Alric Returns Modification Awaiting Approval
Thanks for the incredibly speedy assistance with the first upload. I see that people are downloading RC1. Could this get approved so there is a minimized download of the RC?