MAzzarin's Demise V - Coming soon

Archer · Post by **Archer** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:06 am

Yeah, I lost a game of one of the early Requiem of the Dead betas because I was controlling Mazz and I fell asleep sometime late in the game.

~J

Pistol_Pete · Post by **Pistol_Pete** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:21 pm

woof wrote:Based on the amount of times I've sustained friendly-fire from mort, I'm pretty sure that any survivors of The Great Battle would have searched through the waste deep offal for Thurgul's mortar, found it, and have it disassembled, piece by piece, to be scattered to the far corners of the lands, where the arcane melange would be fed, including the nuts and bolts, to camels, llamas, Billy goats, yaks, and yetis, their dung cast across the cornfields... the season's harvest set ablaze.

rofl - you always know how to make me chuckle.

Oh wait, are you refering to one of my many morting "mis-clicks?"

Jagman · Post by **Jagman** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 2:53 am

Mazz preparing for this battle was a bit like a student cramming for an exam.. even he didnt have total control over the codex (i think thats a GURPS fact) and was just grabbing stuff that looked good as quickly as possible.

I guess. FORGET THE STORYLINE, FOCUS ON THE FLESH GOLEMS!!!

Brainbug · Post by **Brainbug** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:08 am

flesh golems???

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Shocker · Post by **Shocker** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:40 am

Dio wrote:Wow...you guys need help
Just play the game and have fun. Due to my hyper activity...I will only play 1 game of Mazz V. Sorry. Last game of Mazz IV I played..I fell asleep 1 hour into it. Man that was a bad neck ache when I woke up to see everyone gone.
I enjoy the Mazz games and thank you for making them!

I've fallen asleep during Mazz V tests before. >.> I don't really fall asleep, but I sorta doze in the chair, then wake up and think "hey, what's my HG doing all the way over- ah shit." Then I look at backchat and see it full of "Shocker- melee" "Shocker?" "SHOCKER YOUR MELEE!" That's not fun.

Graydon · Post by **Graydon** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:24 am

So I was later blatently informed by Horus... my bad

Shows you why im not writing the storyboard for TFV

Aragorn · Post by **Aragorn** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:37 pm

Subzero wrote:I still want to know how he has a mort with him. If he can take stuff from the future why doesnt he grab more powerful allies? ie dwarven tanks or airships? or even trows carrying bazookas

Yeah.. But have you priced those things lately??? He's not made of money!!
Avataras get paid shit dude.

woof · Post by **woof** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:52 pm

Shocker wrote:I've fallen asleep during Mazz V tests before. >.> I don't really fall asleep, but I sorta doze in the chair, then wake up and think "hey, what's my HG doing all the way over- ah shit." Then I look at backchat and see it full of "Shocker- melee" "Shocker?" "SHOCKER YOUR MELEE!" That's not fun.

And here I thought you were leading a desperate charge against desperate odds to gather roots or an artifact.

I was in the midst of writting a poem about your exploits, Shocker: Had to do a quick edit.

The Electric Charge of Shocker's Light Brigade.

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of The Watcher
Strolled the six melee.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the roots!" he said:
Into the valley of The Watcher
Dozed the six melee.

"Forward, the Shocker Brigade!"
Was there a unit dismay'd?
Not tho' Mazzarin knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make up stuff,
Their's not to quetion why so rough,
Their's but to do and duff:
Into the valley of The Watcher
Dozed the six melee.

Mauls to right of them,
Stygs to left of them,
Thrall in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with fireball and splash shell,
Boldly they strode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of BEH
Strolled the six melee.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Fetch'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the ghols that were there,
Charging an army, while
All the Mazz Crew wonder'd:
Plunged in the distant-smoke
Right thro' the pus they broke;
MG and Trow
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they strolled back, but not
Not the six melee.

Mauls to right of them,
Stygs to left of them,
Thrall behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with fireball and splash shell,
While heron and zerk hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of BEH,
All that was left of them,
Left of six melee.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild sleepwalk they made!
All the Mazz Crew wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor Shockers Lag Brigade,
Noble six melee.

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Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:31 pm

That is just... beautiful!

I think I'm gonna cry.

Post by **TarousZars** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:45 pm

LOL. Awesome.

Gleep FoG · Post by **Gleep FoG** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:19 pm

Heh funny stuff woof, we've all had units wander off and had pssts saying "<your name>? your melee?"

Brainbug · Post by **Brainbug** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:29 pm

i haven't!!!!

(i only get 1 or 2 units/game

)

woof · Post by **woof** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:03 pm

Guest wrote:Heh funny stuff woof, we've all had units wander off and had pssts saying "<your name>? your melee?"

Yeah, Gleep, but you mostly arc (and very well I might add) so putting your exploits to a poem amounts to a haiku.

From Gleep's arcs, death rains.
But look behind! On you! Wig!
Pus'd again, u noob...

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:07 pm

Guest wrote:Heh funny stuff woof, we've all had units wander off and had pssts saying "<your name>? your melee?"

Never.

William Wallet · Post by **William Wallet** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:44 am

'Coming soon' is the worst thing one can say about a Myth plugin, other than 'this will be the best campaign ever' or 'this will blow the rest out of the water'.

Seriously, as soon as a date (even a tentative one like 'this month') is put on something, it begins to slow right down to a crawl.

The Tain

MAzzarin's Demise V - Coming soon