It's Gonna Happen... But Should It?

[Oroboros]

Look, I'm just going to blow the whistle on this right now.

Spore. www.spore.com

It's one of the most anticipated games this year. It has a creature creator available. You can take images, even movies of your creature in action. You can share, and use, other people's creatures submitted to the Spore universe.

I'll give it a week before some mad cartographer builds a map and populates it with high-res Dick Monsters, or launches it with the 1.7 release.

FOR THE LOVE OF MYTH, NOOOO!!!!!!

LEGO MY MYTH was cute. But SPOREWARZ... zomg L4ME. The idea of Dick Archers spoofing on the enemy from afar is just too gross, or huge breasted Amazonian Boob Trow storming the field and lactating on Dick Wights exploding in some massive tit-f**king battle-orgy white-out is an abomination of cataclysmic force!

Say NO, cartographers! NO to the low-brow parade of animated, bouncing Butt beasts poo-ing brown satchels upon the hallowed theatres of war. Let not the thought of long-legged, fat-lipped Orgasmosauri crushing the enemy by sitting on them with filthy sighs of satisfaction plague your minds! Put away any notion of disgusting Balls on Parade innuendos, or Hide the Bacon for you UK natives.

Let's keep Myth's virginity. Maintain the clean, decent, and honorable environment Myth has always been, and always will be.

-Oro

[vinylrake]

I'll give it a week before some mad cartographer builds a map and populates it with high-res Dick Monsters, or launches it with the 1.7 release.

Speaking of sporn, this popped up (pun in tended?) on io9.com a couple of weeks ago.

Most DEFINTELY NSFW (Not Safe For Work) viewing.
http://io9.com/5018089/best-of-sporn-a- ... %5Bnsfw%5D

[Death's Avatar]

Some one made a ghol in spore!

[Oroboros]

OMFG say it isn't true!

-Oro

[Gleep]

Wow! That video was messed up. Usually not my type of humor, but that was damn funny heh.

[William Wallet]

I made a dick in Spore. I don't see the fuss or the problem.