Guys, is this some kind of parody? I read quite a bit of this entire thread, and I'm not sure if I'm on The Onion, or what!
Z, you truly have no grip whatsoever on anything resembling "reality". You're absolutely floating about in your own odd, canted world.
<sound of cuckoo clock> 
Not sure what to make of you, Z: Some seriously maladjusted 11 year-old kid with unrestrained copies of Fear and Loathing? Some kind of Aspergers/homeschooler shut-in? Someone with English comprehension worse than my Japanese? Don't rightly know.
Whatever the case may be, you're going to be long-remembered in the Myth community for posting one of the most bizarre contest requests, ever. God, am I laughing over here!
Z, my hope is that one day you'll outgrow whatever weird stage you're currently in, and then look back on all this stuff with extreme personal embarrassment. Because I'm embarrassed FOR YOU right now, and if you ever get a reasonable grasp of reality, you're gonna be embarrassed for yourself, too.
Seriously, do you even remotely "get" how you're being (rightfully) perceived by your peer group? No, of course you don't.
Obviously, I won't be participating in your wacky-assed contest, although I really should. I'll tell you why I won't, though: First, I don't want to embarrass you any more than you have been; second, I'm too busy; third, I really, truly couldn't care less about your contest, challenge, honor, whatever...not one bit.
I do want to assure you that if I actually, truly cared, I'd participate…if only to bring you down several notches from your delusions, arrogance, insolence, and fantasies. Someone needs to, before you carry your askew, obtuse behavior too much farther into your life, and into the lives of others. For example, right now it's all kinda funny; in 10 years, it'll be head-shaking tragic.
Z, minus one or two things, your work is weak, bordering terrible. That's a fact. You're a thief, and your ideas of gameplay are base amateur fare. You lack originality, you lack vision. None of this would matter if you weren't such an absolute fucking asshole about it all: You shit on people's hard work by disrespecting their creations, you act as if you're some kind of gifted and ingenious creator (when you are far from it), and you have so little self-awareness that you just don't "get" the fact that your bizarre sense of "humor" and anti-social behavior turns people off and away.
Here's an example of a Myth creator with humility *and* talent: William Wallet. He and his crew put together those crazy "Freedom" series of plugs. Are they somewhat crude? Yes, and I find that part of their charm. But they are filled with fresh, original work, silly and funny twists and turns, kooky ORIGINAL characters, thorough READ ME files with credits clearly given, a semi-thoughtful storyline and execution, original sound samples and narration, and some great gameplay. Furthermore, Wallet and his boys don't even remotely take themselves seriously; they make no claims about the "amazing" or "ingenious" or "brilliant" chops they've used. However, QUITE UNLIKE YOU, the Wallet gang actually *do* hit the amazing/genius/brilliant chord over and over, in ways unexpected. Yet, they will be the first to publicly degrade their offerings, and apologize for things they feel "rough" or bad. UNLIKE YOU, however, they have nothing to apologize for, as their stuff rocks. It's not perfect, not always technically superb, but it's a great time, and heartfelt.
See the difference? No, probably not.
Again, Z, let me be clear that my entire reason for coming down on you is two-fold: That you steal other people's excruciatingly crafted original work, defiantly and sardonically and publicly refusing to credit them via a decent READ ME; that you are subsequently a completely delusional and publicly arrogant prick about this dishonorable, low-rent hybrid/mutant "work".
Thinking yourself a god don't make it so, Z. You ain't no god, trust me. More like a minor league piss-ant who managed to catch his reflection in a funhouse mirror and mistook it for reality.
Z, please either GET HELP or GROW UP. Whichever applies. This is my final word on the matter.
Your dear and loving friend, Olong2.
