Big opportunity for up and coming mapmakers

[Zaknafein]

Zak's Mapmaking Team! is now taking applications and resumes for a junior partner position in our international organization. Most of you know how big an opportunity this is, but for those that don't, let me explain.

Zakâ„¢ is a household name, that brought you amazing plugins such as:

• World War 4 http://hl.udogs.net/files/Uploads/%20Us ... 0Final.zip

•Femyth http://hl.udogs.net/files/Uploads/%20Us ... mythv1.zip

• CBI http://hl.udogs.net/files/Uploads/%20Us ... incv11.zip

•Asmo's Draft Tournament Co-op http://hl.udogs.net/files/Uploads/%20Us ... ta%204.zip

•Free For All Map Pack http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/f ... l-map-pack

• Return of the Levellerhttp://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/r ... e-leveller

• Remnants of Harrenhall http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/r ... es-edition

• If I had a Winter Series http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/i ... ter-series

Not to mention this short list which include the Zakâ„¢ brand name:
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/grab-bag-zak
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/pda-zakked
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/z ... orderlands
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/nure-onna-zakked
http://tain.totalcodex.net/items/show/the-zak-pack

By joining our mapmaking group, you would become a part of the Zakâ„¢ brand, and it would bring you big name exposure. It will open doors and provide you immeasurable opportunity in the Myth mapmaking business. I can introduce you to Shaister, the creator of the Appleseed! plugin, personally. He and I are good friends, I introduced him to his wife. Other close mapmaking friends of mine include Monte MoR, GHOST, Malek, Lothar, Rubba, Renwood, ChrisP, Pyro, and Clem. Being a part of Zak's Mapmaking Team! will allow you access to their private beta tests and maybe even land you a partnership on one of their projects. We'll teach you how to use amber like OogaBooga, create projectiles like Jagman, make colormaps like Bamboo Stew, or detail textures like Jon God.

So if you would like to join a group containing Zaknafein, Ska, Shaister, GiantKillerGeneral, Cucaracha, Rabican, Gekko, and August, please submit your applications/resumes immediately! This position fills up fast and I already have many offers from Magma members looking to jump ship. Everybody wants in on our top secret Power Rangers plugin in the works.

ZAKâ„¢

[vinylrake]

I like Remnants of Harrenhall, it's so large once you get halfway across the map there's no turning back or changing your strategy so I don't do well on it since I tend to change my mind a lot, but I like it - it's a fun map.

[GodzFire]

Renwood, Pyro, and Clem

Wow, sign me up right now.

[Zaknafein]

Okay Godzfire, just post your mapmaking resume here so we can determine your eligibility and check your credentials! I look forward to potentially working with you if you're up to par.

[vinylrake]

Renwood, Pyro, and Clem

Wow, sign me up right now.

Be careful Godz, be sure to read the fine print - those aren't the mapmakers you will actually be making maps WITH, those are just some of the many mapmakers who Zak is good friends with.

[Zaknafein]

Renwood, Pyro, and Clem

Wow, sign me up right now.

Be careful Godz, be sure to read the fine print - those aren't the mapmakers you will actually be making maps WITH, those are just some of the many mapmakers who Zak is good friends with.

"Being a part of Zak's Mapmaking Team! will allow you access to their private beta tests and maybe even land you a partnership on one of their projects."

Just a slight correction there VR!

[vinylrake]

I realize this is your idea of a joke Zak, and your 'ad' is pretty amusing in places, but there is a risk that people whose first language is not English might take your claims seriously.

[Zaknafein]

Sorry to burst your bubble Vinylrake, but this offer is 100% real. Zaknafein's Mapmaking Team! has put out plugins of the same quantity and quality of Creation, Vista Cartel, and Badlands. This is a potentially career changing opportunity.

[vinylrake]

As humor your post is reasonably successful, as a factual document it strains credulity and I would bet your life that several statements are flat out false.

[Zaknafein]

Please stop trolling in the hope of a baiting me into a flame-war, VR. If you aren't interested in submitting an application, try to avoid cluttering this thread with your inane babble.

Thank you.

[vinylrake]

Stop stating untruths as fact and you have yourself a deal.

ps. "Trolling"? Is that what you call it when someone calls you out on your silliness? Boy, compliment a mapmaker and try to clarify misunderstandings and that's "trolling"? You need a bigger dictionary.

[juliocpaes]

Forward ! soon here appears something really good. Would to God ! the true.

[William Wallet]

"This is a potentially career changing opportunity."

He's absolutely right! I had a career before I joined, and now I don't.

[Zaknafein]

Forward ! soon here appears something really good. Would to God ! the true.

Preach it brother!

[juliocpaes]

Forward ! soon here appears something really good. Would to God ! the true.

Preach it brother!

Ok Zak, let's go,

you are not a "god mapmaking", is only one playful.
you is just trolling. it's not mean spirited or excessive.
I forgive you,because who does not forgive, also not be forgiven.

amén.

JCP.