Big opportunity for up and coming mapmakers

[Zaknafein]

Forward ! soon here appears something really good. Would to God ! the true.

Preach it brother!

Ok Zak, let's go,

you are not a "god mapmaking", is only one playful.
you is just trolling. it's not mean spirited or excessive.
I forgive you,because who does not forgive, also not be forgiven.

amén.

JCP.

Ah but you can't PROVE I'm not a god of mapmaking, just like I can't prove that there isn't an omnipowerful spaghetti monster that created the universe.

[juliocpaes]

Zach,

Nope !

[oogaBooga]

Renwood, Pyro, and Clem

Wow, sign me up right now.

Be careful Godz, be sure to read the fine print - those aren't the mapmakers you will actually be making maps WITH, those are just some of the many mapmakers who Zak is good friends with.

Except that none of it is true.. lol just that one minor detail

Zak when you can create special fx like me (or your whole team combined) gimme a call, k?

[oogaBooga]

Sorry to burst your bubble Vinylrake, but this offer is 100% real. Zaknafein's Mapmaking Team! has put out plugins of the same quantity and quality of Creation, Vista Cartel, and Badlands. This is a potentially career changing opportunity.

I think zak means "takes other peoples vista/badlands quality maps and changes the unit distribution" or "finishes krille's unfinished shit" (which happens to lead me to believe zaks dumb ass somehow got him away from me and ren, who created one of the most beautiful colormaps ever made (based off my sketches and description). itd be a shame to think he did anything but give zak some scrap cmaps or mesh locals he wasnt done with.. be a shame if he had made all new maps just for zak's stuff lols

sorry zak no offense but you and I both know how much work what you do takes nice arrangement though, like one of those techno musicians who copies beatloops from professional samples