Irdicuss, have you any samples or previous cmap work you can show me? Not to sound snobby or like I'm looking a gift horse in the mouth, but if you think you can produce truly top notch work, then there is a chance I may have a project that might interest you (or any other expert cmappers out there).
Chris, you've known me long enough to be aware that I need not be tempted into late night testing. All you need is to whisper the words "flying thrall bits" into the wind, and I shall appear. I'll poke my head onto HL more frequently then.